Sexy Money, Honey
(Step one: write something. Step two: brag about how great it is. Step three: repeat in various forums and media as necessary.)
What was amusing today is that I've been obsessing about money and business and what-not. And lo, the book opened as though of its own accord to a page containing this wondrous quote attributed to Inga Musico:
"I am a money magnet. Money flows naturally and easily into my life. Money is sexually attracted to me. Money stays up at night thinking about me."
I feel sexier and richer and more incipiently famous than ever.